THIS IS A SILLY LITTLE SONG THAT IS SUNG AT EVERY
FOOTBALL GROUND N THE COUNTRY, EVERY SATURDAY, WITH LOCAL VARIATIONS. IT STARTS
OFF, OF COURSE AS OO AH CANTONA AS PER MANCHESTER UNITED.
CHORUS

Go ah you're my star,
00 ah we'll go far,
Don't you bother what they say,
00 ah do you like my car,
00 ah it's so hard,
Come and go with me today.

I saw you in the Launderette
Washing in the drier
Said you're the tines: vet
I'm gonna light your fire

Went back to your place
Got something to eat
Couldn't stop looking at your face
Knelt down at your feet.

Went out to the club with you
Bought all the drinks
You're the best girl I ever knew
Don't care what they think.

Now me and you we are a team
The best in the land
And you and me we got a dream
Come and take my hand.

THREE PART SONG
(Each of 1st 3 lines sung by someone different 4th line sung by all)

Verse 1
This little piggy went to college
This little piggy went to school
But this little piggy made lots of money
Because he played it cool

Verse 2
This little piggy was clever
This little piggy was no fool
But this little piggy made lots of money
Because he played it cool

Verse 3
This little piggy got shafted
This little piggy turned gay
But this little piggy made lots of money
He knew how to play

Verse 4
The moral of the story's simple
The moral of the story's clear
If you want to make money
You should get away from here

TIME AND TIME AGAIN
Time and time again
You tell me you're my friend
But my lover, you'll never be,
Time and time again
You say it has to end
You say that you need to be free.

But I can't slip away
No matter what you say
My love can only grow, its true,
Time and time again
You say it has to end
You say I'm not right for you.

Won't you listen to my song
It'll be here when I've gone
Whilst it lives so will my love,
Time and time again
Till sun and stars end
I'll say you are my only love.

TOO MANY DAYS
Verse I
Too many days
Too many ways
I think I tried them all
You think I'd
Know better now
My back's against the wall

Verse 2
Too many nights
Too many sights
I want to forget
How come I
Never learnt
We don't need regrets

Verse 3
Too many times
I changed my mind
Tried to call you
The only one
In the days that are gone
That I loved was you

TOSSIN' AND TURNIN'
Verse 1
Tossin' and turnin'
We spend the night
But come the dawn
You'll hold me tight

Verse 2
Tossin' and turnin'
You live in a dream
Where no-one is
Just what they seem

Verse 3
Tossin' and turnin'
You turn your head
Hair on my pillow
Love's words unsaid

Verse 4
Tossin' and turnin'
You open your eyes
Please let there be
No more lies

Verse 5
Tossin' and turnin'
We hold so tight
God please help me
Through just one more night

TRICK OR TREAT
Chorus
I carved your name upon a seat
I didn't know you had me beat
You could've made my life complete
But all I got was trick or treat

Verse 1
Too many times
Too many days
Too many wasted pointless ways
You wanted everything so neat
But all I got was trick or treat

Verse 2
Too many nights
Too many fights
Never got to see the heights
You wanted everything so neat
But all I got was trick or treat

Verse 3
Now I'm walking
Out the door
Couldn't stand to stay no more
Learned at last to know the score
You were just a little bore

TURN ROUND MY LOVE
Turn round my love
I don't want you to go
Turn round my love
I know that you know
Turn round my love
Look and you will see
Turn round my love
And see the love in me

Turn back my love
Don't walk through that door
Turn back my love
I can't take any more
Turn back my love
I can never set you free
Turn back my love
And see the love in me

Turn about my love
And walk back into my arms
Turn back my love
You'll never come to harm
Turn back my love
You can never set me free
Turn back my love
And see the love in me.

UNCROSS YOUR LEGS.
Uncross your legs
And listen to me
This is how
Its goin to be
No more talk
No more sorrow
No more walks
No tomorrow.

Unless I get
Some of you
You and me
Gonna be through
No more sitting
No more sighs
No more making
Alibis

Here's my arms
Waiting for you
Want your charms
Coming through
No more dresses
No more skirts
No more stresses
No more flirts

Want to see you
In my head
Just can't get you
Outa my head
No more stops
No more waits
Now I'm hot
It's too late.

UNKNOWN
Don't think I don't love you
When I walk out the door
Don't think I don't love you
I couldn't love you more.

There was a time when all the days Were filled with love and light
Nothing seemed to bother us
We loved every night
But now the days have grown so cold
I feel it in my heart
How your love just grows old
Do we have to part.

I think it's best if I should go
I can't stay on no more
The cold is getting to my heart
I see the open door
But if you should ever change your mind
Just pick up the phone
I know you are not unkind
I know you loved our home.

Just one last time before I go
I'll blink away the tears
Remember how I loved you so
For all the happy years
Now I must go
And you must stay
But if you change your mind
Call me back anyday
And a warm love you'll find.

UNKNOWN 2
Where is it now
The glory and the dream
The things that I saw
Are not what they seem.

When I left school
I was just eighteen
And I was full of life
The things I saw were not what they seemed
And I went and got me a wife.

The job I got
Paid real well
It didn't need much thought,
Two years later
It seemed like hell
And I was good and caught.

We got a flat small and neat
We got a kid on the way
And along the way the money got tight
So I upped and ran away.

And now you see me ten years on
A bitter lonely man
How did the dreams of yesterday
Run through my hand like sand.

UNKNOWN 3
I saw his spirit leave him,
As he lay upon the ground,
Best darned dog in Texas,
Always followed me round.

When I brought that dog home
He was just a pup,
My wife had just left,
I was down on my luck,
That little fella licked my face
And ate from my hand,
Me and that dog
We found the promised land.

I remember in the desert,
Out near the Rio Grande,
I was lost and very scared
When my dog took my hand,
He lead me from the burning sand
To the promised land.

And now I've got to bury him
In his own back yard,
Where he used to run and play
It's very very hard,
Can't you see mister,
He was my only friend,
I only hope we meet again
When my lifes at an end.

UNKNOWN 4
Catch your eye____
Catch your eye
I've been standing here so long just to catch your eye.

You don't know what you're doing to me
You don't know how it hurts
When I see you
Coming through
My heart beats out of my shirt.

CHORUS

I see your friends and they see me
They think I'm some kinda fool
But can't you see
The need in me
How can I act so cool.

CHORUS

Won't you see me
I'm standing here
Full of love for you
Don't wait too long
My love is strong
Can't you see its true.

UNKNOWN 5
And it's long gone The Army
And it's long gone the schools,
It's long gone the hospitals
Why are we all such fools'

They close the hospitals all down
They don't want to keep the schools
They're selling off all our trains
While we all watch like fools.

They've stopped the bus service
The Post Office has gone
Don't ask where the factories where
The men in suits don't care.

They've closed down all the shipyards
You can't buy a British car
We bring in coal from Poland
And still you don't care.

The men in suits they take the bribes
They get away Scott free
What will they leave for us
Where's the hope for you and me.

UNKNOWN 6

Dirty little girl
Give your dress a twirl
Put me in whirl
Dirty little girl.

Dress so tight I see your personality
Skirt so short I see my heaven above
Dance so cool I know you're gonna show me
I aint gonna be nobodies fool.

CHORUS

Move so well we'll slip and slide together
I'm gonna sweat but you you're gonna glow
Move so close you' re nearly inside me
I'm never gonna let you go.

CHORUS.

Bump and work that old meat grinder
I'm turning into sausage meat
My love will grow harder and higher
Your love (juice) tastes so sweet.

CHORUS

In the light of day you'll go and remember
The sweat and the smell
It may be cold as December
But girl didn't I love you well.

UNKNOWN 7
You excite me,
At the door,
You excite me,
On the floor,
You excite me, Alright,
You excite me through the night.

Come inside my little room
The curtains are drawn,
There is just enough room,
Come to me now,
Let me feel,
If your love for me is real.

Come to me little chair,
Look around,
There is no one there,
Come to me now,
Let me see if your love can set me free.

Come to my little bed
We've talked too long,
Enoughs been said,
Take your clothes off,
Yes right now
Let my body show you how.

WAR
Verse 1
They used to say you were my friend
But now they say no more
Now they say it has to end
And that we must go to war

Verse 2
But I knew you when we knew love
Burned hot within our hearts
Now they say they've had enough
And we both must part

Verse 3
But memory like golden thread
Still binds you to me
While time and tides run through my head
I'll never set them free

Verse 4
As long as love lives in my dreams
I'll hold my love for you
Life and love will be my team
I'll not be untrue

WE DID IT
Verse 1
We did it in the morning
We did it through the night
We did it in the sunshine
And bycandlelight

Verse 2
We did it in the bedroom
We did it on the floor
We did it in a cupboard
We always wanted more

Verse 3
We did it standing up straight
We did it bending down
We did it in the country
We did it in the town

Verse 4
But now that we're older
And the kids are out the door
Oh I wish we did it
Just a little more

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
Chorus
We gotta get outta here
We need to see it through
We gotta leave the fear
Want to make a new start with you

Verse 1
Too long living
Under the sun
Too long waiting
It hasn't come
Waiting and waiting
Time passes slow
Why are we waiting
We gotta go!

Verse 2
Too long hiding
Seeing no sun
Too long waiting
Nothing's begun
No more waiting
Get up and go
No hesitating
It's time to go

WHEN THE DAWN COMES
Verse 1
A night of passion
A night of bliss
I was born
For such a night as this
A night to remember
A night without fear
But when the dawn comes
Will you still be here

Verse 2
All night long
I cling to your side
Nothing between us
Nowhere to hide
A night of loving
I never saw a tear
But when the dawn comes
Will you still be here

Verse 3
I can't believe
You by my side
Without our clothes
Nowhere to hide
No trace of nerves
When you are near
But when the dawn comes
Will you still be here

WHEN THE PASSION BURNS
Verse 1
When the passion burns
And the fever's hot
Hold me girl
Feel what I've got
When the spirit moves
And the clothing falls
I need you
I want you all

Chorus
Don't forget that I'm your man
I am here close at hand
Hold on til tomorrow
If you can

Verse 2
When the night is cold
Just hold me
We'll get hot
Just wait and see
I feel your tongue
I feel your lips
Rock and roll
Use those hips